No, You Can’t Make Moonshine Out of Vegemite

News broke this weekend that the Australian government was concerned about Indigenous communities using Vegemite to brew alcohol. The government even floated the idea of banning the spread in some places where alcohol was already banned. Can you really brew alcohol using Vegemite? In short: No.

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Why?!  As healthy as vegemite (or marmite) can be, both tastes like sadness