A Texas grandmother who became the oldest person to complete an annual beer mile contest says she would’ve run faster if she’d been drinking scotch.
She beat her daughter; her son-in-law didn’t finish!
In her age group, the [unverified] beer mile record is 7 minutes 9 seconds. Props to her on her time of 20 minutes 24.62 seconds, but “smashes the beer mile” seems to be a bit of a stretch. The world record for beer mile is 4 minutes, 47 seconds.