“I usually wake up at 6:30am,” begins the food diary of Amanda Chantal Bacon, published last May on Elle and currently making the internet rounds again. “[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes.”
Tea! I love tea, especially when it comes with needles or calendars! Where am I?
Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.