The secret to transforming your favorite soft cheese into a salad dressing is your blender. You can use a regular blender, a fancy high-speed blender like a Vitamix or Blendtec, or a handheld immersion blender. All three get the job done, so the choice is yours.
That sounds like a lot of work when I can just dip in the melted cheese …or just pour said melted cheese straight into my mouth.
What about hard cheese? Get some sodium citrate.