So You’ve Been Bitten By A Werewolf, & What To Expect

Lycanthropy is a one sure-fire cure for baldness. Female pattern baldness affects up to half of all women.

Okay! So you’ve been attacked by a werewolf, and managed to survive. Well done you. Whether you were bitten, scratched, or otherwise mauled, I have some bad news: the curse has been passed on to you. Your life, as you know it, is over.

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Ask you witch doctor if Wolfsbane™ is right for you.  Or trade-up – get bitten by a vampire 😉

*Warning: side effects may include involuntary transformation, partial zombification, and or uncontrollable astral projection. Do not drink or operate a broomstick while taking Wolfsbane™.

Supplementary: Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Rabies

Yes, There’s A Masculine Side To Estrogen

Male aggression is commonly pinned on testosterone, and estrogen is credited with imparting females with maternal instinct – but the true story of the sex hormones, and their roles in male and female behavior, is a lot more subtle. Here’s why estrogen is an important hormone for males and females alike.

…Using model organisms, biologists have learned some surprising things about the relationship between testosterone, estrogen, and sexually dimorphic behaviors, and wholly debunked the facile notion that testosterone drives male behavior, while estrogen drives female behavior.

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Baldness is not a sign of virility, aggression or libido. All it means is that the hair follicles in the scalp are more sensitive to testosterone. It says nothing about overall testosterone levels or how that hormone is being used elsewhere in the body.