Southern dumpling squids (Euprymna tasmanica) are natives of shallow, sandy Australian sea beds, and their small, squat bodies and huge eyes combine to make them one of the most frickin-adorable animals on the planet. They spend their days hiding under the sand, but at night they’re tenacious lovers.
Source: Why This Adorable Squid Cuddles For Hours After Sex
Hey I know I just met you…
And this is crazy…
But here’s my sperm bundle…
So hold me maybe? 🙂
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