The Medical Screenings All Men Need, and When

No matter how fast medicine moves us towards treatments, preventive medicine will always be the most effective and cheapest way to keep healthy. Yesterday, we went over the most common screenings for women. Today we’ll look at men’s health screenings, when you should get them, and what kind of experience you’re in for.

Source: The Medical Screenings All Men Need, and When

Curious to know about colonoscopy and sigmoidoscopy preparation?

64oz to be drunk in 8oz servings every 15 mins – wasn’t awful tasting…similar to warm, flat, weak Gatorade.

As you’d expect, you’ll start with solid poop, then brown liquid to clear liquid.

What you don’t expect is the velocity which it shoots out of your butthole – near the end, I felt like I was jet propelled. It’s like your anus is blowing its nose FORCEFULLY.

I also didn’t expect how sore my butthole would feel afterwards. If you’ve had stomach flu where all you did was poop, you’ll have an idea how raw it felt.

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15 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Farts

Admit it. You’ve always wanted to know whether farts can carry germs.

Source: 15 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Farts

I still fart in your general direction

…but my fav new euphemism is “windy poo”

Colonoscopies: Replaced by Yogurt?

A spoonful of yogurt could soon offer a cheap and simple way to screen for colorectal cancer.

Sangeeta Bhatia, a professor at MIT, is working to replace costly and uncomfortable colonoscopies and MRIs with a helping of yogurt followed by a urine test—a cheap method that could improve the early diagnosis of colorectal cancer.

Source: Cancer-Detecting Yogurt Could Replace Colonoscopies

The team has also developed a paper test—a bit like a pregnancy/litmus test—that identifies the presence of the broken-down molecules in a human’s urine.  Assuming it works out, a non-invasive, easy test is something we’d all like to see.  I have similar hopes for the cancer detection based on Mantis Shrimp eyes.

French Vanilla or Chocolate?  I think this is something we can all get behind