Things I Ate At the MD Ren Faire

The Maryland Renaissance Festival, aka The World Series of Cleavage, features a lot of weird things (its clientele typically chief among them), but it’s possible that nothing there is more bizarre than the food. Last weekend, I set out to eat these experiments in gastronomic mad science, because I am just that committed to comedy/taking vengeance against my digestive tract.

Source: Here Are All the Wonderful/Horrifying Things I Ate At the MD Ren Faire

The scotch eggs are cool.  …if you’re into that sort of thing.  Otherwise, I submit this helpful food pyramid for ren faire food.